I like your face.

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karppy replied to your post: Boop. 18 now. I keep forgetting that.
You can now legally buy superglue in Korea congratulations

Seriously? You have to be 18 to buy superglue??? What is this insanity?

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funkysafari: You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told. But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt. Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

(Source: -andrews, via krevlornswath)

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everydayoctopus:

#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie

(Source: missksyu, via atarial)

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animalstalkinginallcaps: OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER!  GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS? RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER! 

GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?

RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!

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karppy asked: I"M AOUT OF CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS OKAY!!!!!!!!! HOW R U????